• me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
  • me: shows friends something that i think is funny
  • me: *laughs hysterically*
  • friends:

basedpidgeot:

stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal

(Source: xbox420, via contraband-kissing)

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

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seedy:

when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it 

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