- me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
- me: shows friends something that i think is funny
- me: *laughs hysterically*
stop enforcing the idea that u need 2 be in a relationship 2 be happy sometimes u just need more cereal
but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.